lol

*giggle giggle*

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of First graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:

“Red…………cherry,”

“Yellow………lemon,”

“Green……….lime,”

“Orange……..orange.”

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. “Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, “Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!”

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Bwah Ha ha!

In my AIM profile last night:

I don’t have to work tomorrow. Or Monday.
ROCK ON!!!

In a conversation later that evening (screen names changed to protect the innocent):
Andy: why not pebble on?
Me: huh?
Andy: or boulder on
Me: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

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Heehee

Oscar: Get out of the way! Your parents weren’t glassmakers!
Trudy: But they were troublemakers.

Grove Sister: Oh snap! Now I’ve seen some messed up stuff in my life, but this is by far the most foul!

I love The Proud Family.

I hate snitches, though. Especially sneaky ones that don’t confront me to my face, but would rather go behind my back. Seriously. Get a life.

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