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Good Things

1. Finding Aqua Teen Hunger Force clips on YouTube.
2. Finally locating the Teen section at the library.
3. Checking out loads more books from the library. :D
4. DSL up and running with little hassle.
5. Space heaters.
6. Hostess Ding Dongs.
7. Cute little boys who have curly hair.
8. Healing crystals.
9. Writing letters.
10. Cuddly kitties.
11. Finding random Rollos in random places on my desk at work, left by The Rollo Fairy.
12. Spending the evening in the glider and reading.

…and a meme/survey thingy…

Stolen from helenatural

My Childhood Ambition:
I was always interested in weird stuff, like being a CPR instructor or working in a toy factory. I started writing when I was 11.

My Fondest Memory:
Meeting MMC in 1993.

My Favourite Retreat:
Disney World, or Chicago. Or my bedroom, under the electric blanket.

My Wildest Dream:
Being a best-selling author.

My Proudest Moment:
Hmm…

My Biggest Challenge:
Not being so hard on myself.

My Alarm Clock is:
Really cool-looking! Retro-like.

My Perfect Day:
Staying in, cuddling, playing on the computer or reading.

My First Job was:
A deli clerk.

My Most Decadent Indulgence:
None anymore, but I loved to get 90-minute massages.

My Inspiration:
Just about anything.

My New Years Resolutions:
The Dec. 31st entry’ll tell ya.

My Ideal Companion:
:)

My Favourite Colour:
Pink

The Last Book I Read:
Pretties by Scott Westerfeld.

How many Books I Read in 2006:
About 108.

My Ideal Home Would be:
Somewhere pretty and warm, and close to my loved ones.

I am Expert at:
Being Aidan’s mommy.

My Funniest Joke:
Poop.

My Favorite Animal:
Lucy, followed by giraffes and panda bears.

My Favorite Breakfast:
I like the Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity from IHOP. All bacon, eggs scrambled hard, strawberry topping on the pancakes. Mmmm.

My Favorite Snack:
Chocolate

My Favourite TV Show:
N/A

My Couch:
Is non-existent at the moment.

Your Greatest Fear:
Hell

Your Favorite Entertainer:
N/A

Your Favourite Meat & Veggie:
I like beef, and spinach.

Worst Person in the World:

And the Ass Size Survey:

ASS SIZE SURVEY

There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses.

I thought the results were pretty interesting:

25% of women think their ass is too fat…

10% of women think their ass is too skinny..

The other 65% say that they don’t care; they love him, he’s a good man, and they would have married him anyway.

Off to read now. Night!

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*Choking, Sputtering Laughter*

Email exchange with itskels:

—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:03 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!

This dude over here farting…

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From: Ronica
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:23 PM
To: Kelly
Subject: RE: Hey!

I’m sorry about the farting dude. Ew. Is he loud? Or just smelly?

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—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:21 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!

It’s so nasty, it’s LOUD and SMELLY. The worst of both worlds.

SAVE ME!!!!!

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From: Ronica
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:25 PM
To: Kelly
Subject: RE: Hey!

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!

I am so sorry you have to deal with that. GROSS!

Is he grunting after, or saying excuse me?

You need to get away from your desk for a while.

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—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:37 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!

Girl he ain’t doing shit! He just farts and keeps going…the one time it got so bad, I just said “OH HELL NAW” real loud, cuz the shit is trifling…I don’t give a damn how rich you are, you still STANK!

—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:44 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!

He is KILLING me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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—–Original Message—–
From: Ronica
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:51 PM
To: Kelly
Subject: RE: Hey!

What the heck did HE eat???? Ew.

—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:49 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!

OMG I’m gonna buy some Bean-o and put it on his desk.

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