Aidan (talking about a candy cane): Mommy, can I suck it?
ROFLMAO!!
Out Of The Mouths of Babes
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lol
Bwah?
Doorbell: Ding dong!
Ronni: (grumbles because I just changed into my PJs, then answers door with a smile)
Contractor: Hi, I’m with blah blah blah roofing. Blah blah blah blah, is your mom or dad home?
Ronni: o.O
Contractor: Oh, YOU’RE the mom?
Ronni: (laughs) Yes!
Contractor: Wow! You look so young!!!!
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HAHA BWAH HA!!!
Adam adamselzer: I’m still eating my soul
Adam: lots left over
Ronni: eating your SOUL?
Adam: soup
Ronni: HAHAHAHAHA
Adam: hehehehehehehehehhee
Ronni: oh wow
Ronni: that’s quotable
Adam: “Sell Your Soup to the Devil”
Ronni: the next NYT bestseller
This, my friends, is whose book you’ll get to read coming February 2007. Be afraid. Be very afraid. 
(Originally published at Anywhere Is…)
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*Choking, Sputtering Laughter*
Email exchange with itskels:
—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:03 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!
This dude over here farting…
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From: Ronica
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:23 PM
To: Kelly
Subject: RE: Hey!
I’m sorry about the farting dude. Ew. Is he loud? Or just smelly?
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—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:21 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!
It’s so nasty, it’s LOUD and SMELLY. The worst of both worlds.
SAVE ME!!!!!
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From: Ronica
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:25 PM
To: Kelly
Subject: RE: Hey!
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!
I am so sorry you have to deal with that. GROSS!
Is he grunting after, or saying excuse me?
You need to get away from your desk for a while.
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—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:37 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!
Girl he ain’t doing shit! He just farts and keeps going…the one time it got so bad, I just said “OH HELL NAW” real loud, cuz the shit is trifling…I don’t give a damn how rich you are, you still STANK!
—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:44 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!
He is KILLING me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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—–Original Message—–
From: Ronica
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:51 PM
To: Kelly
Subject: RE: Hey!
What the heck did HE eat???? Ew.
—–Original Message—–
From: Kelly
Sent: Thursday, April 20, 2006 3:49 PM
To: Ronica
Subject: RE: Hey!
OMG I’m gonna buy some Bean-o and put it on his desk.
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AIM HAHAs
Kelle Belle (10:36:11 AM): mcdonald’s get on my nerves…how the hell am i supposed to eat a Fruit-N-Yogurt Parfait with a knife and fork?!?
Ronni (10:36:16 AM): ROFL
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