BWAHHAHA!
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lol
HAHAHA!
I sent Chris to the store to pick up a few things. One of them was a box of Optimum Care Conditioning No-Lye Relaxer. It was the last thing on the conveyer belt for Chris’s order.
Cashier (who was black): HOLD UP, IS THIS YOURS?
Chris (laughing): It’s my wife’s!
(Lots of Laughter)
Cashier: I had to ask, I thought it was (gestures to black people in line behind Chris) theirs.
BAHAHAHA.
Speaking of race-related stuff, have you guys heard of the whole yearbook incident? They put “BLACK GIRL” as the caption? WTH?
TTYL.
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*giggle giggle*
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of First graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began:
“Red…………cherry,”
“Yellow………lemon,”
“Green……….lime,”
“Orange……..orange.”
Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.
After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. “Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, “Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!”
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Wheee!
Had LOADS of fun at Christy’s birthday party tonight! Everyone is so funny. 😀
Jenny E: I wonder what the fireplace looks like when it’s lit?
Christy: It looks the same, only with some fire in it.
Sarah (To Jenny E): What sound does a chicken make? Is it something like BOK BOK?
Lots of laughter, lots of food, lots of fun. 🙂 Happy Birthday, Christy! 🙂
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Er…
Anyone updating by using the LJ website… have you noticed the buttons doing WEIRD THINGS?
For example, when you go to publish your entry, the buttons jump around and it changes to “processing whining!”
THEY’RE PLAYING APRIL FOOL’S JOKES ON US!!!!!
*smacks LJ’s hands*
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