Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Catalina.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: McDonald’s.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Morrone’s Italian Villa.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 15–20%.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick from?
A. Spaghetti.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. I like pepperoni the best, but I also enjoy meat-loaded pizzas. I enjoy Pizza Slut’s Meat-Lover’s pizza.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Jam or strawberry preserves. Butter or margarine if I remember, but I usually don’t.
Q. What is your favorite type of gum?
A. Orbit.
Q. Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A. 125, I think. Not that I even talk to most of those people anymore. I should delete them.
Q. Number of contacts in your email address book?
A: No idea.
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. On my work computer, there a photo I took of crab apple blossoms. On my desktop, a fractal, and also a fractal on my laptop.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Three, believe it or not. One is a 13 inch I’ve had since high school (and is stuffed into a closet), one is a Sponge Bob TV my mom got Aidan for Christmas, and there’s the 25 inch that I use all the time.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.
Q. Do you like your smile?
A. I do! 🙂
Q. What’s your best feature?
A. My butt, my eyes, my smile.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth.
Q. Which of your five senses do you think is neatest?
A: Touch.
Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Seven years ago. Coincidentally, that was the last time I went to the dentist. I really should get on that.
Q. What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A. Aidan.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Not that I know of.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. I don’t think so. Maybe. I don’t know.
Q. Is love for real?
A. Yes.
Q. If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A. I don’t think I’d change it.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Pink.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes.
Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A: I doubt it.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A. Yes.
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Probably not. I use that finger to type.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yes.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. No.
Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A. Absolutely, I would.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I liked it okay.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Depends on who they are.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: About five or six.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: October 2005.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A best-selling author.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Star.
Q: Last person you called?
A. Can’t remember.
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Aidan. 🙂
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 19.
Q: Color?
A: Pink.
Q: Season?
A: Spring.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: Always.
Q: Mood?
A: “moofy”
Q: Listening to?
A: Celine Dion.
Q: Watching?
A: Nothing.
Q: Worrying about?
A: Money.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Start saving money. Sell a book. Move to Chicago. Party in a limo in San Francisco with Rosa on Friday. Take Adam to the Ohio State Fair. Make more money.
Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: I watched Charlie’s Angels last night.
Q: Do you smile often?
A: I don’t know! Do I?
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes.
Q: Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A: Go to a meeting.
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