In the words of Erin (celinedion), sh*tmotherf*ckerf*cksh*t.

Take a look at this:

Yes, that is the result of the biggest rock ever crashing into the winshield of my poor, precious car. You know what this means? $$ down the drain to fix it. Even worse, I now get to deal with repair folk and phone calls and junk.

CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP

CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(and yes, those are my socks in the front seat. not a word out of you suckas….)