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Day: November 9, 2004
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes.
The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. On that the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Ohio girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
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I went to bed (relatively) early last night. I slept a few extra minutes this morning. So why am I exhausted? I’m falling asleep here, trying to force my eyes to stay open. Why is it that I can stay up until 5am, get 1.5 hours of sleep, and be fine all day, but when I sleep like a “normal” person, I feel as if I would be very happy curling up and taking a nice long nap right now?
I’m in the process of having a long day. Work, Aidan, gas, chiropractor, Craig’s, The Grove, then ???
I wonder what I should have for lunch today, if anything?
I didn’t look at the Northern Lights. I grabbed my teddy bear, cuddled with Lucy, and went to sleep.
OH GOSH. I NEED RED BULL LIKE STAT. I’ll be just fine once I have a can of that.
And yes, that was a pointless nothing entry.
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