Doorbell: Ding dong!
Ronni: (grumbles because I just changed into my PJs, then answers door with a smile)
Contractor: Hi, I’m with blah blah blah roofing. Blah blah blah blah, is your mom or dad home?
Ronni: o.O
Contractor: Oh, YOU’RE the mom?
Ronni: (laughs) Yes!
Contractor: Wow! You look so young!!!!