Stolen from Helen.
What makes you laugh?
Witty humor. Mean Girls. Aidan.
Who is your hero?
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
I dunno, probably Adam.
How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Probably nine or ten. I’m not a shoe freak like many people I know.
Seriously… Where does the other sock end up?
Under the dresser, between mattresses, Elsewhere
Who do you blame for your mood today?
Myself for being an idiot.
If the Internet were sex… I would…
What kind of a question is that?
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes, at funerals. And little Lucy’s. I held her as life left her. And fish and hamsters.
What is something scientists need to invent?
Cure for the cold, cancer, and AIDS.
What should we do with stupid people?
Well, the thing is, who gets to choose who is stupid or not? Who gets to make that measurement? This is a very dangerous question.
Have you ever broken a bone?
Do you watch local news? Why?
No. It’s too depressing and I do a good enough job of depressing myself.
What happens after you die?
Whatever is supposed to happen.
How big is your bed? Big enough?
It’s a double. It does the job. Adam and I just have to stay skinny.
How long do you think you will live?
As long as I am supposed to.
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DO YOU SNORE?
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Fire. Major robbery. Losing people I love. Tornadoes.
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?
Not extensively. They were too expensive. I did play with the ones that came in the McDonald’s Happy Meals, though.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY TV”?
I don’t like most of them, they’re too fake. Not real at all. Now, I like America’s Next Top Model, especially the earlier cycles, because I learned some really cool things, and I like Big Brother because it’s like a yearly Psychology experiment, but the others I can take or leave. Mostly leave.
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
No, and it drives me crazy when people do!
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
What do you think?
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
… about that.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black. On my laptop.
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Every once in a while. Usually on the weekends.
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No and I wish I’d had when I had the chance on Cape Hatteras in 1997.
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?
I love sushi.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Yes. I do.
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Google it, and you’ll find out.
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Quite a bit.
ARE SPEEDOS HOT?
WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Don’t do it, unless it’s for survival or food.
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
VERY NEAR. Like, as in 39 days.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Ragweed, Bactrim, and some anti-biotic that’s big and blue or something like that.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”?
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?
In many fans’ hearts, I am sure.
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Scrambled hard or boiled. Mmm, eggs.
ARE BLONDS DUMB?
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
WHAT TIME IS IT?
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Ronni is my nickname.
IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?
I love McDonald’s. Yum.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Sunday. I was in a cab from the Old Town Art something or other.
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Spaghetti. Cheeseburgers and fries.
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once so far.
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
Not if I want to keep from having children.
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?
No. Adam brought me my bunny slippers when I got home.
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?
Hell to the no.
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
This morning. Because I suck.
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
I should love it more.
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?
*shrug* People hide stuff all the time, so their shiny perfect existences might just be a front that I have no idea about.
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
No, but I need to trust my gut more?
HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
Yes. Not necessarily the Harry Potter kind, but yes.
IS A DOG A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?
Could be one of them.
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
Very, very rarely. I have some on now b/c Cassidy treated me to a mani/pedi last week. It needs to come off.
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?
I like Adam!
WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
They all are.
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
From time to time.
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
New Kids on the Block.
(Originally published at Anywhere Is…)