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IM Funnies

WHY are Andy and Tyler such dorks? ๐Ÿ˜‰ As you recall, Tyler “gave birth” to a brand new Mac G5 computer last week. Andy (who is a bigger computer geek than Tyler, believe it or not) commented on it, and naturally, I had to ask Tyler about it. Tyler’s computer will be a week old tomorrow. Here are snippets of the conversation(s). They’re quite funny, I promise you. SO READ THEM. Dang it.

Funny IMs.

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Bwah Ha ha!

In my AIM profile last night:

I don’t have to work tomorrow. Or Monday.
ROCK ON!!!

In a conversation later that evening (screen names changed to protect the innocent):
Andy: why not pebble on?
Me: huh?
Andy: or boulder on
Me: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

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Dominos Pizza

So okay. I called Dominos from my mother-in-law’s place today. She lives not even five minutes from it, so I thought I’d pick up the pizza, take it home, and Aidan and I would have it for dinner. I told them pick-up, so I should have known something was funny when they told me 30 minutes. I just figured they were busy.

So… I went to CVS and picked up a few essentials, then headed over to Dominos. They looked confused, and said that my pizza was on its way to my house! YIPES! Luckily, Dominos is pretty close, and the guy was already on his way back to the store. They asked if I wanted to wait til it got back, or for a new one. It would have taken the same amount of time, so I said I’d wait for mine. The guy was nice and gave me a free Sprite. I could tell they felt really bad, but I thought it was funny. I told them not to worry about it. These things happen sometimes.

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Heehee

Oscar: Get out of the way! Your parents weren’t glassmakers!
Trudy: But they were troublemakers.

Grove Sister: Oh snap! Now I’ve seen some messed up stuff in my life, but this is by far the most foul!

I love The Proud Family.

I hate snitches, though. Especially sneaky ones that don’t confront me to my face, but would rather go behind my back. Seriously. Get a life.

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