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General WTFs

Does it seem as though Windows has new updates EVERY FREAKIN’ DAY?

What the hell????

The latest round of spam mail I’ve been getting has the subject of: It Ready.

Nice. I’m really going to open something that’s NOT GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT. If you want to sell a product, LEARN PROPER ENGLISH.

Why do people hit their brakes when they come to a green light?

Why does it feel like Spring, not Winter, is the upcoming season? (I’m not complaining, mind you. It’s just weird. And a bit scary.)

*scratches head*

Perhaps, some things I am just not meant to understand.

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Ganked from AOL News

Updated: 12:25 AM EST
Woman Downs 26 Grilled Cheese Sandwiches

NEW YORK (Feb.1) – A 100-pound woman ate 26 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes Wednesday at a New York restaurant, winning the World Grilled Cheese Eating Championship.

Sonya Thomas won $8,000 for the contest at the Planet Hollywood restaurant in Times Square but said she was disappointed in her performance.

“I could have done better,” she said, adding that she was aiming for 30 sandwiches.

Thomas said she had to catch a train shortly after the contest to make her shift at a Burger King on Andrews Air Force Base in Virginia, where she is a manager.

She said she has a naturally big stomach capacity and heavily soaked her sandwiches in water to make them easier to swallow. She said to train she drinks large amounts of water to expand her stomach capacity and practices relaxing her throat.

Thomas, whose normal weight is about 100 pounds, estimated she gained 10 pounds during Wednesday’s contest.

It was a close win. Her nearest competitor, Joey Chestnut, ate 25 1/2 sandwiches.

On the eating contest circuit, Thomas is known as the “Black Widow,” apparently because she has defeated so many larger men.

She holds numerous world eating records, including 46 dozen oysters in 10 minutes, 11 pounds of cheesecake in 9 minutes, 48 chicken tacos in 11 minutes, 37 hot dogs and buns in 12 minutes and 56 hamburgers in 8 minutes.

The event was organized by GoldenPalace.com, an Internet casino and poker room.

Copyright 2006 The Associated Press

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Not Having Sex = Mental Disorder?

So, McGraw-Hill has some online resources that are supposed to coincide with their text books. I decided to take a few of the self-check quizzes just to see how “sharp” I was in regards to health. I got two answers “wrong.” Check it out. The answers that are filled in are the ones I chose, and the green checkmarks are the supposed correct answers.

I am sincerely worried.

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The Black Girl Caption

LINK (one of the many): http://www.kvia.com/Global/story.asp?S=3380130

WAXAHACHIE, Texas A North Texas school district has apologized to a student identified only as “Black Girl” in a high school yearbook photo of the school’s National Honor Society.

All white students are identified by name in the photograph in the Waxahachie High School yearbook distributed Friday. The teen identified as “Black Girl” is the only black student in the photo.

Waxahachie school district spokeswoman Candace Ahlfinger says the district and the school board issued an immediate apology when the caption was reported.

Ahlfinger says the caption apparently was intended as a placeholder until the yearbook staff could identify the student. She tells the Waxahachie Daily Light that the label was a poor choice, but it was not meant maliciously nor meant to be printed.

She says the district is having the four pages affected by the mistake reprinted as soon as possible.

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