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ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1.) Run one lap around the office at top speed.

2.) Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘non-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time).

3.) Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.

4.) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say “Just called to say I can’t talk right now. Bye”.

5.) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

6.) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,”Sorry, I really prefer it this way”.

7.) Walk sideways to the photocopier.

8.) While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINT OFFICE DARES

9.) Say to your boss, “I like your style” and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.

10.) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask “Did you get all that, I don’t want to have to repeat it”.

11.) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).

12.) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a ‘non-player’ within sight).

13.) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE-POINT OFFICE DARES

14.) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

15.) Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

16.) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as “Bob”.

17) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do a number two”.

18.) After every sentence, say ‘mon’ in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in “the report is on your desk, mon”. Keep this up for one hour.

19.) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

20.) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, “Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!”.

21.) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce “As God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again”.

22.) In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: “See how I look in tights”.

23.) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask “You wanna trade?”.

24.) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person:”Do you hear that?” “What?””Never mind, it’s gone now”.

25.) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, “I can’t talk about it”.

26.) Posing as a maitre d’, call a colleague and tell him he’s won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.

27.) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.

28.) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

29.) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

30.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

31.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”

32.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for three Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

33.) Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”

34.) Don’t use any punctuation

35.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name: Rock
Hard.

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A Question…

Does anyone have any hints on how to keep an almost 2 year old from removing ornaments from the Christmas tree????

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Test! I got 3 out of 5 right!

Test for Dementia

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let’s find out just how clever you really are.

First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are…?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10.
What is the total?

Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don’t believe it? Check with your calculator!

Fourth Question:
Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

Post your score in the comments! 🙂

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