Hmm, this feels strangely familiar…..
“Greetings Ronica —
Here is your horoscope for Wednesday, August 11:
Your plans for the evening may need to be rescheduled, but don’t be mad. If all else fails, you can always spend an evening alone with you — and isn’t it about time you did that anyway?”
Well, damned if this didn’t come true.
Except for the “alone with me” part. Instead, I get to try to refrain from losing it as a cranky toddler who didn’t get a nap today screams at me because apparently, I can do no right by him.