Heh

Are you a different race than you think you are?
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Why am I not surprised?

Seven Sins Meme

Stolen from hiddensarah

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Pilates.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? Hmm, probably 7ish
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? Irena
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? “No time.”
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? I don’t think so…
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? Sometime in February.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None!

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Ice wine.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? Either!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? Um…I don’t remember…?
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Meh.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Salty or sweet depending on my mood.
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, “LUNCH!”? Disgusting.

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? arond 5 or 6…?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? 3, I think.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? I don’t think so…
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hair, eyes, smile.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes.

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 😡
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? Best Buy.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Pay off debt, put some in savings, and shop like a fiend.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Meh, depends.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? Yes.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Counting the two computers, thousands.

PRIDE
1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of? Writing not one, but several novels, and having Aidan. Okay, so that’s two. SUE ME.
2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Aidan
3. What’s one thing that you would like to accomplish in your life? I’d like to get my novels published and on the best-seller list. Hey, this isn’t pride, it’s a goal!
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Sometimes.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Probably.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Probably.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? Got up and came to work even though I’m sick.

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? NO COMMENT.
2. Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with? No one.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Hmm. I am not sure of that…maybe Paris Hilton for a day, see what it’s like to have all that money and be cheap.
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I wish my abs were awesome and that I had a smaller nose.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Assertiveness.
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey? No.

I’m feeling worse by the minute. And guess who won’t get to rest ’til about midnight tonight? *Raises hand*

Grrrrr.