So True…

Ronni,
You have big plans. You are ready for a mini-adventure, but responsibilities may prevent you from following your heart’s desire now. No matter what you must do, bring your own special sense of inspiration to it. Although you must fulfill your commitments, you still can be free to journey — even if only in your own mind.

All day long, I’ve been ITCHING to write. And now, I’m so worn out mentally that I don’t know if I can even start–especially since I have a drama club meeting in a few.

AHH.

Note to self: GET TO WORK!

(Originally published at Anywhere Is…)

*giggle giggle*

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of First graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began:

“Red…………cherry,”

“Yellow………lemon,”

“Green……….lime,”

“Orange……..orange.”

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavored lifesaver.

After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. “Well,” he said “I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.”

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, “Oh My God!!!! They’re assholes!”

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