Ronni: Do clean people smell like a butt?
Aidan: No, they smell like food.
Ronni: Like food? What kind of food?
Aidan: Cheese.

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Aidan: I love Strawberry Shortcake. She’s a cute one.
Ronni: Is she your girlfriend?
Aidan: No, she’s not my girlfriend. Rachael Ray is.

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