Day: October 15, 2007

Over The Moon

I’ve about had it with this apartment complex.

1. Friday night/Saturday morning, some jerk decided he needed to do his car repairs right then. Right outside my bedroom window. He revved his engine for an hour and a half. From 12:30 to 2:00am.

2. The lady across the hall asked me if she could use my phone. When I told her I was going to bed and that I needed to talk to Adam before I did so, she stood in the hall and yelled that I was a “damned liar” before going into her apartment and slamming the door.

3. The neighbor downstairs no longer has his loud sexfests because he and his girlfriend broke up, but he still blasts crappy music for 90 to 120 minutes almost every evening while he works out. His work out grunts sound like sex sounds.

4. The lady across the hall also stands at her door and yells “SHUT THAT DAMN NOISE” for no reason. I don’t hear any sounds. There is no way she can hear me typing on my computer. But she’ll stand there and yell and yell and yell. It’s really annoying. The management won’t do anything about it. They’ve tried but now, I think they just figure we have to deal with her.

5. Let’s not forget the chronic door slammer.

6. … and the really stinky apartment (I’m pretty sure it’s the door slammer’s.). It’s so bad that the management had to put those automatic air freshener things in the hall.

Ugh.

Boo.

Blah.

How long ’til I move to Chicago?

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Survey

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: A wallpaper of Adam and me.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: There is one in the living room, and one in the closet.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. II once had a baby removed from my body. Does that count?

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. The dentist says my back teeth are soft and that some are coming.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Aidan.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLSHITTOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I wouldn’t change it. I go by “Ronni” anyway, so yeah.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Pink, brown, teal, green, red. I think I look okay in almost every color.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. Not that I’m aware of.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes, those nurses at the hospital back when I went into complications while I was in labor with Aidan. And a guy on the suicide prevention hotline back in 1998.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Yes. As long as Adam is okay with it.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Doubt it.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I doubt anyone would ask me to do such a thing.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. No. I don’t like hot sauce.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Absolutely not.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: I’m in my lounging clothes. No pockets.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. I thought it was funny.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Not if I’m not married to him.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: About five, I think.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: October 2005.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Not struggling with money all the time.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Adam.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Adam.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Aidan.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 19.

Q: Season?
A: Autumn.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Yes.

Q: Mood?
A: Cranky.

Q: Listening to?
A: My typing, the fan, the neighbor’s crappy music.

Q: Watching?
A: Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
A: What do you think?

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Move to Chicago and marry Adam.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: Rent.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Not as much as I used to.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I can be. I’m also very introverted at times. Depends on my mood.

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