Grrr. I was awakened by Lucy peeing on me this morning. Wonderful. NOT. My entire side of the bed is soaked now, cause Adam had to douse it with Nature’s Miracle. Thank goodness we have a guest room and an extra bed.
But you know how it is. Who wants to be uprooted from their bed at freaking 4am by a cat who walks right past a litter box so she can pee on your head? 
So now I’m going to do a survey to try to stop being so damned pissed off.
Yoinked from almostbasquiat
Who was your FIRST prom date?
Never had a prom date.
Do you still talk to your FIRST love?
No.
What was your FIRST alcoholic drink?
The one that counted? I’m going to say an Amaretto Sour. I still love those.
What was your FIRST job?
Deli clerk/pasta maker at an upscale grocer.
What was your FIRST car?
Hyundai Accent. The one I’m driving now is the first one with my name on the title. 🙂
Who was the FIRST person to text you today?
N/A
Who is the FIRST person you thought of this morning?
Lucy because she was peeing on me. I guess she’s not really a person…
Who was your FIRST grade teacher?
Mrs. Ortman
Where did you go on your FIRST ride on an airplane?
Disney World
Who was your FIRST best friend and are you still friends with them?
Shannon, and no, we lost touch years ago.
What was your FIRST sport played?
N/A
Where was your FIRST sleep over?
Jessica’s house. I was in 8th grade. Unless you count all the times at my grandmother’s.
Who was the FIRST person you talked to today?
Adam
Whose wedding were you in the FIRST time?
My aunt and uncle. Ollie & Ervin. I was a flower girl.
What was the FIRST thing you did this morning?
Threw a urinating Lucy on the floor.
What was the FIRST concert you ever went to?
Jacksons Victory. I was 8.
FIRST foreign country you went to?
N/A
What was your FIRST run in with the law?
Speeding ticket in 2005.
When was your FIRST detention?
2nd grade.
What was the FIRST state you lived in?
Ohio
Where did you go on your FIRST limo ride?
A funeral home.
Back to bed again. In the other room…. *sigh*