From the intranet at work:

Please return temporary ID badges

Security is asking all associates to check their desks for any blue associate ID badges. Please return these badges to the main lobby desks in Plaza 1 and 3. When associates acquire these temporary-use badges, they are required to return them at the end of the day to the lobby desk.

Thanks for your cooperation.

For some reason, this is funny to me.

In other news, I’m still sick. Bah.