Nationwide (where I work) is so random sometimes.

My day is just over halfway over, and already, two people from my floor got “arrested” and thrown into “jail” (bail proceeds benefits Operation Feed).

A guy on my floor got a flat panel monitor and now everyone’s jealous.

Then someone told me about a vendor fair going on. You know what that means. FREE STUFF! So I got a bag full of OFFICE SUPPLIES. I love office supplies. Love.Them. I can’t believe the hi-tech stuff they’re coming out with. And you know what else? Being a secretary paid off. I got a free $20 gift. Good times.

Nationwide’s New Jingle (to the tune of Nationwide is on your side): Nationwide will randomize.