X = yes, _ = no, ? = can’t remember

IN THE LAST 30 DAYS, HAVE YOU:
(x) made a wish
(?) tied your shoes
(x) eaten cake
(x) signed a contract
(_) made something explode
(_) directly and knowingly supported the pornography industry – Can I use some colorful language here? H*ll f*ck*ng NO!!!!!
(x) sent something through the US mail
(x) been very angry
(x) gone a day without eating
(x) stolen something you considered “insignificant”
(x) watched more than three different television shows
(x) prayed
(x) had a conversation that you considered very personally meaningful
(_) been intoxicated by any substance
(_) thrown up
(x) gotten paid
(x) gone a night without sleeping
(?) broken something you like by accident
(x) envied someone very strongly
(x) finished an artistic project
(x) hated
(?) made very loud noise
(?) made noise that was too loud (probably music)
(x) given a thumbs up
(x) agreed to go to out of state (I want to visit Jen soon!)
(_) slept in a bed that is not, or has never been, your own
(x) sampled (up to interpretation)
(_) listened to Pat Benatar’s “Love Is a Battlefield”
(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) rode in a taxi
(_) been dumped
(_) been fired
(x) been in a fight (argument)
(_) snuck out of your parent’s house (I no longer live at home!)
(x) broken the law
(_) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job (time, ha ha)
(_) saw someone you haven’t seen in years
(x) fibbed to a friend
(_) had a crush on a teacher
(_) been to europe
(_) been out of the country
(_) skipped school (I’m out of school!)
(x) said something you regretted instantly
(x) read a good book
(x) tried something new
(x) broken your word
(x) ended up not doing what you planned to do (Ha, I just did that tonight!)
(x) cried
(x) kept your mouth shut in order to keep the peace