You’ve finally snapped. Stress has gotten the better of you, and you can no longer think in long descriptive sentences. Write about the day you lost your mind, using sentences comprised of six words or fewer.

Moronic drivers. Who gave them licenses anyway? Holy crap, this is ridiculous. Just DRIVE, you idiots! The accident is OVER THERE. Quit looking and GO. Get off your phones and DRIVE. AUGH. This is driving me crazy. I hate this freeway. People act like morons. Ugh. That’s it. I’m done. You want an accident? I’ll give you an accident!! No, I need to stay calm. No need to rear-end the BMW. No need to raise the insurance. It will be okay. ACK. CRAP. GO!!!!!!!

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