So, today we celebrated someone’s 40th birthday. There are black balloons and streamers and lots of “Over the Hill” memorabillia at her desk. But the bad part is all the junk food that is fewer than 6 feet from my desk.

I ate so many cheesy poofs and then I ate a Slim Jim. Oh, and a Snickers bar and little donut thingys.

My stomach is NOT happy with me right now. Oops.

Tomorrow, we’re having an “offsite” meeting. It’s important that I get good sleep tonight. I have to sit for THREE HOURS and listen to people present stuff. It would LOOK REALLY BAD if I fell asleep.

But the good thing is that we’re having PIZZA tomorrow! YEAH!