Aidan: Mommy, eat your Pop-Tart.
Ronni: Can I eat it later? My belly is fat from all the food in it.
Aidan: Do you have a fat belly like Grandmommy?
Aidan: Do you have fat boobies like Grandmommy?
For the record, my mom really isn’t fat. See for yourself
Aidan: Mommy, my favorite color is pink.